Sit or Stand?

Gandelf · Post by **Gandelf** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:32 am

Just remembered this little ditty:-

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seaty."

Gandelf · Post by **Gandelf** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:40 am

This speaks for itself:-

http://www.icbe.org/blog/?p=166

OohhoO · Post by **OohhoO** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:57 am

If you train consistently it's pretty easy to knock empty coke cans off the seat & into the loo itself from up to 8 foot away! & that's from outside the loo door in my loo!!!

OFC those who've had a pissdirectomy can target much better

Satyn · Post by **Satyn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:48 am

OohhoO wrote:If you train consistently it's pretty easy to knock empty coke cans off the seat & into the loo itself from up to 8 foot away! & that's from outside the loo door in my loo!!!

hahaha you got to be joking .. men actually try that?

Satyn · Post by **Satyn** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:50 am

Gandelf wrote:There is a psychological reason behind that, and also the fact that some women smoke cigarettes... Penis envy! That's not just me talking, it's been the subject of many psychological debates.

how intresting is that. I smoke cos i'm jealous of men. hmmm sorry to say but i dont think a penis is anything to be jealous about. They look terrible, if you dont take care of em they have a cheese problem, if they are hard men cant think anymore ... no thx i'll stick to my own gender.

OohhoO · Post by **OohhoO** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:23 am

Satyn wrote:no thx i'll stick to my own gender.

I prefer sticking to your gender too!

<ankh> · Post by **<ankh>** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:24 am

Satyn wrote:how intresting is that. I smoke cos i'm jealous of men. hmmm sorry to say but i dont think a penis is anything to be jealous about. They look terrible, if you dont take care of em they have a cheese problem, if they are hard men cant think anymore ... no thx i'll stick to my own gender.

pms cow ]/Ankh[/B]

Post by **Lieva** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:46 am

OohhoO wrote:If you train consistently it's pretty easy to knock empty coke cans off the seat & into the loo itself from up to 8 foot away! & that's from outside the loo door in my loo!!!

OFC those who've had a pissdirectomy can target much better

would be messy...

Post by **Lieva** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:47 am

Satyn wrote:how intresting is that. I smoke cos i'm jealous of men. hmmm sorry to say but i dont think a penis is anything to be jealous about. They look terrible, if you dont take care of em they have a cheese problem, if they are hard men cant think anymore ... no thx i'll stick to my own gender.

we be neater

Quinlan · Post by **Quinlan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:56 pm

Yes you definately are Nana. I rather go to a woman's toilet then a men's. They are (expeccialy in pubs) disgusting..

I knew the result when i posted this poll that men dont get it in general unless they ever had to clean it regularly themselves..

Filty people!!