S**t
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S**t
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t,
horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t,
or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s**tty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........
Well, S**t Happens!!!
Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t!
S**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t,
horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t,
or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain s**tty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well S**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head..........
Well, S**t Happens!!!
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lol God Damn thand, arent you tired of always being wrong ?
Its most definatly the word 'Fuck'....Monty Python say so....and therefore it must be true
look i'll show you, Listen to this
http://www.upload2.com/?cmd=_viewer&file=8b8503bd9105c44860e565b4e01a294d.mp3&s=80e52
Enjoy
Its most definatly the word 'Fuck'....Monty Python say so....and therefore it must be true
look i'll show you, Listen to this
http://www.upload2.com/?cmd=_viewer&file=8b8503bd9105c44860e565b4e01a294d.mp3&s=80e52
Enjoy
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:Goiby: ...it could be that the sun eats the planet, it could be that giant spaghetti monster from space decideds he wants to lay his eggs on the planet so he eats everything.
:Bourke:.....
:Bourke:...do you think he would let me ally with him and eat some people?!
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:Goiby: ...it could be that the sun eats the planet, it could be that giant spaghetti monster from space decideds he wants to lay his eggs on the planet so he eats everything.
:Bourke:.....
:Bourke:...do you think he would let me ally with him and eat some people?!
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You missed out sticks like S**T to a blanket .. i don't particularly understand it but we english have strange phrases ..
:moley:
(p.s i er didn't check if it guild or not .. oh well :moley: forever!)
:moley:
(p.s i er didn't check if it guild or not .. oh well :moley: forever!)
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Dutch sailors created swear words anyway so it's more to do with the dutch language .. what ever they speak it's all greek to me!
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Moleymoleymoley level 50 Mentalist RR4L5! :stir: *Magical Gesture*moley:
Darksaga level 50 Ranger RR7!! :ranger:
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Haduken WL level 50 RR3 l7
Necronomicon BD RR2l6 Level 39
Darksaga Hunter rr1 l4 Bane of Albion 5670 kills! :mwahaha: level 24
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